Friday, 11 April 2025

Late Night Boners, Butt Plug Comedy and Story Writing...

Last night Mistress and I went out for dinner to our favourite local restaurant for her birthday, we had an amazing meal and then came home and watched something on TV. I was nodding off by the end of the programme and decided to go bed, while Mistress (who doesn't work on Fridays) elected to stay up for a while longer.

About 1:30am I woke up with a cock like a policeman's baton and the final paragraph of the story I am currently working on whizzing around my head. I lay there for a few minutes, my cock absolutely aching to be touched. I could hear Mistress doing something downstairs, maybe she was coming to bed... maybe she would give me permission to touch my cock?

I lay there a little longer, maybe she wasn't coming to bed after all... I grabbed my phone off the bedside table and turned it on (yes I turn my phone off at night, I'm weird like that) and started to write an email to myself detailing the ending of my story - so that I wouldn't forget it! By the time I'd done that my cock had calmed down significantly and I suddenly felt hugely tired again.

I shut the phone off and put it back on the nightstand and then I heard Mistress turning the lights off downstairs and coming up the stairs, sadly the moment had passed but maybe it was for the best as I fear it wouldn't have taken much to push me over the edge if she'd come up ten minutes earlier...


I mentioned the other day that I ordered two more Oxballs Cockslings, these came from a website called 'Regulation' which is primarily for gay men, and was the only place I could find both models that I wanted. When I went to checkout it suggested a set of three dildo/butt plugs, which would get me to free shipping, so I thought why not.

Unfortunately when they arrived I could immediately tell that they wouldn't be that useful as the larger one was slightly larger than a rubber cock we own but have never actually used (as it's slightly too big - well, I mean it's a big step up from the slightly too small one Mistress actually uses with her RodeOh strap on pants, if we could find something in between then maybe one day we could build up to that one...) while the medium one was a bit on the small side (and too short to use as a strap on either) and the small one looked pretty useless honestly. 

So I decided to return them, and this morning I went to the Post Office. As I stood at the counter I suddenly remembered that when you send parcels they tend to ask you what's inside. Well, you know how it is when someone puts you on the spot and you can't think straight? I thought, okay... all they really want to know is that there's no batteries or anything dangerous so anything will do... I'll say it's a 'toy'... a kid's toy. 

I looked down at the box, it said 'Regulation Returns', what sort of kid's toy comes from a place called 'Regulation'? Quick, think of something else! Argh I couldn't think of anything...

Just to make things worse there are two women who usually work on the counter in this post office. There's a grumpy older lady who must be near retirement and there's also an intimidating 6ft tall blond woman in her 30s who looks like she'd bend you over and ream your anus as soon as look at you.. I bet you can't guess which one was working today?

Come on Rob, think of something... oh fuck!!

"Hello darling (she's actually quite friendly considering how scary she looks, maybe cos I'm old enough to be her Dad, haha), do you want first class or second class?"

"I just need a signature, please..."

"Okay that's £4.85."

"Thank you."

PHEW! 

Almost feels like the start of another story, doesn't it?

🤣🤣🤣


My latest story.... let's call it story number 5 since I have 5 stories on the go at the moment, is progressing well. I've added to it every day this week and it's just on the cusp of reaching 10,000 words. It's nearing the end now, but I can imagine it being 12,000 words by the time it's finished. The thing is I haven't even read it all the way through, and I can barely remember how it started. I find sometimes it's best to just blurt it all out onto the page and then worry about the details later. So when I do finish the initial draft I will begin the long job of reading it back, rejigging it and making corrections. At least that's the plan. There's every possibility that I will get another story idea and then this one will join all the others on the back burner...

It's a little bit annoying if that happens, but at the same time I think if you get another new idea then maybe it's better to go with it, because I know one thing's for sure, this seam of inspiration won't last forever, so there'll be plenty of time for finishing stories that are 97% done then.

At least I know how this one ends, though it will still be open for part two.

You know, regarding my stories, I've mentioned before how I tend to write a lot of 'first chapters' and how it must be frustrating for my readers because I tee up a lot of shots but don't necessarily always follow through. Strangely, I randomly read one of the first stories I published on Literotica the other day, which was written at least 25 years ago and the thing that struck me about it was that it was much worse than the stories I've written recently. I mean, worse as in 'dirtier'... like the story was even called Mistress Claudia's Cumslut... and cum wasn't the only thing getting swallowed in this story.

So I thought, why were these older stories so much nastier than the ones I write now and why do I feel more inhibited about my writing now than I did then?

Well, one thing I thought of was that they were very abstract stories, there's not much to them beyond there's a guy and a Mistress and they are in a 'session' and this is what happens. I don't really write stories like that very often any more, most of them involve 'relationships' (usually husband/wives) and I think maybe because of that and because I know Mistress will proof-read them for me I feel like they are more relatable and so when I write about things like cuckolding I worry that Mistress will think that's something I genuinely want to happen. Which is stupid because we've talked about this many times and she tells me that she knows it's just a fantasy and she doesn't think that at all.

I guess the thing is that there are a lot of things in my stories that I do want Mistress to know I crave or that I am serious about (like her pleasure being more important and not feeling like she has to reciprocate every time), but there are also things that I like reading about but don't really want to happen in real life (or know I couldn't cope with) but still find hot to fantasize about, like in our session when Mistress teased me about sucking her juices off another man's cock. 

Anyway, I made a conscious effort to push this story further than most I've written recently and I think I've achieved that to some extent (though I still feel like I'm slightly pulling back at the last fence - hence why I say there could be a part two... ) and it's more of a cuckolding story with elements of Femdom rather than a Femdom story with elements of cuckolding, which is probably what I would usually tend towards. 

But that said, I've tried to distinguish it from other myriad cuckold stories by making the people more realistic in their thoughts (the story is actually written from all three character's points of view, which is something I'm pretty sure I haven't done before) and trying to keep some sense of reality to it. Maybe people would prefer it to be less realistic, but they'll get their chance to vote when it eventually hits Literotica and I'm sure they won't hold back in the comments.

Speaking of voting, I'm not sure what's happening with 'Danni & Mike: The Anniversary', the score seems to be going up and down like a whore's drawers... I had the 'HOT' rating for a few days but now it's fallen to about 4.41 or something so maybe they have some kind of system for vote cleansing to knock out votes they think aren't genuine or something (I think Milovana had something similar on their site). I really don't know...

Finally, I keep getting emails from Blogger (Google) telling me that posts and pages have been put behind a warning for readers, but I can't see these warnings myself, can any of you see them? I can't really see the point when the whole blog is behind an adult content warning anyway. Oh and I also saw that the 'Orgasms' page was removed and reinstated for about the one hundredth time, I mean why is that such an issue really? It's just a page full of numbers at the end of the day...

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