This Whole Bad Dragon Thing...

You know, I am getting on a bit now... 55 at my last birthday, so I'm not really in tune with what the 'kids' are doing these days. But it seems like the latest 'thing' is girls (...and some guys, obviously) collecting these huge 'Bad Dragon' dildos and shoving them up their butts! 

Oddly, the way I found out about this was through Instagram. Which is kinda strange because I don't think I've ever actively searched for anything 'sexual' on there, quite the opposite actually as my phone is owned by my employer! 

However I did one day get shown this post and it made me laugh so much* that I took a screenshot so that I could forward it to a friend. Clearly the Instagram algorithm took this as a green light and within a week I was seeing endless ladies backlighting their see-through skirts in one of the most pointless memes ever.

* I think it's the look on her face as much as anything.

This is what I truly hate about Instagram and why I delete it every so often (actually I would say it's deleted from my phone way more often than it's installed because every time I reinstall it within an hour I remember why I deleted it), it's so mindless and derivative. Oh that girl took a photo of herself in a thin skirt with a strong backlight so you can see her pussy lips hanging down, cool - I'll do that too.

Well done. Bravo. Give yourself a pat on the back for your... 'creativity'.

Like everything though, that seemed to die off relatively quickly and I'm not sure whether people just got tired of it or Instagram clamped down on it (or maybe I stopped looking at Instagram for a few days and the algorithm panicked itself into thinking that I was offended and stopped showing them to me), and to be honest I really don't care. But the algorithm also sent me these odd posts, usually of very young looking girls with blue hair and prosthetic elf ears sitting in front of shelves full of impossibly big 'Dragon Dildos'.

Back in my younger days 'anal sex' wasn't something that most girls welcomed (at least openly... although given my limited experience perhaps I was just talking to the wrong girls - haha) so this intrigues me, that in what... 30 years we've 'evolved' to the point where this Dragon thing is not just an oddity but a monetizable 'trend'.

I mean how many people are actually into this I wonder? Because clearly 'Bad Dragon' is a viable company. I don't actually know how much their products are but I'm guessing they're not cheap and some of these people seem to have more than a few in their collections.

And really once you've seen one tiny Furry-girl impaled on a dildo the size of an elephants trunk haven't you seen them all? Or is this generation so fucked up by Manga and computer games that this is what they actually perceive as normal? 

Okay, I don't mean to come across as 'judgemental', after all glass houses and stones etc... but it all seems rather performative. Like it doesn't seem on the face of it like these women 'enjoy it' so much, as they like the attention and (presumably) the money they make on Only Fans? Maybe I'm wrong about that, but none of the posts I saw indicated that there was actually anything fun about it, just 'look at the size of this - OF link in the description'.

But surely there's easier ways to make money, rather than sticking something the size of a fully grown man's arm up your butt? Well, maybe not judging by the picture above and maybe if I thought people would be willing to pay big money to watch me wreck my arsehole with these things I'd feel differently about it... 🤣

But I can't help wondering if this is healthy? I mean, how is there room up there? Where the hell does it go? I sometimes feel slightly 'disturbed' when I get my butt invaded and even our biggest plug or dildo is only marginally bigger than my own very average sized cock, I can't even begin to imagine taking 18" of gnarly looking dragon cock up my arse!

But I suppose one man's kink is another elf's paradise and perhaps these Dragon loving ladies (and gents) do enjoy having their 'guts rearranged'* and would find tease/denial and Femdom 'weird'. Or maybe they're into that too? Seems to me like if you're into that you're probably pretty open-minded about most things... but who knows?

* A charming description to be sure, but common parlance amongst the younger generation apparently.